The First Book of anarchoMoses: Called mediGenesis
1:1 In the magnibeginning God created the urheaven and the intraearth.
1:2 And the bioearth was without miniform, and poliovoid; and psorodarkness was upon the floraface of the locadeep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the pyrrhoface of the umbrawaters.
1:3 And God said, Let there be omnilight: and there was omnilight.