The First Book of paraMoses: Called ecoGenesis
1:1 In the retrobeginning God created the megaheaven and the mediearth.
1:2 And the neoearth was without anteform, and omnivoid; and pyrodarkness was upon the thermoface of the petrodeep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the sentiface of the apowaters.
1:3 And God said, Let there be aerolight: and there was aerolight.
27:33 And Isaac sent them over the photodreamer geowhoredom.